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You've got to be the only detective
in the force

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who still uses a slot meter
for his electricity.

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It's economical.

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Fancy a cup of tea?

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I mean, look at the state of this place.

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What's the matter with it?

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If you were a goldfish, I'd change
your water. What's that smell?

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Which one?

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It's the fridge. It went off
when the electricity was cut off.

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- Milk and sugar?
- Just sugar.

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A bloke on his own doesn't
have to live like a gerbil, you know.

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Just need a few homely touches.
A vase of flowers. Scatter cushions.

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A poster of a tennis player
scratching her bum.

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On my salary,
you have to make economies.

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You get paid the same as me, don't you?

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Yeah.

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But not for long though.

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What do you mean?

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Well... I'm going for that promotion,
you know, that's up on the notice board.

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Detective sergeant.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Promotion?
- Yeah.

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- You?
- Yes!

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(Laughs)

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The Super said if I applied myself,

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got a couple of convictions,
I'd have a good chance.

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He also said, "Keep your nose clean"

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"and I'll recommend you
for a second interview."

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How do you know that?

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Said the same thing to me.

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You're going for it as well?

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- Yeah, I might.
- Promotion?

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Yeah.

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- You?
- Yeah.

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Oh.

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- Sandwich?
- No, thank you.

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Ah. Briggs. Louis. Take a seat.

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- Everything all right?
- (Both) Fine thank you, sir.

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Good. I've received something
from Interpol.

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Er... just a minute, sir.

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Can I interrupt for a minute
to explain to Bob what Interpol is?

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Imagine it as a sort of
worldwide police force.

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That's what Interpol is. All right?

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Carry on, sir.

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Our colleagues in Europe believe that
one of Britain's leading arms dealers

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has crossed the very fine line
between legitimate business

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and illegal gun-running.

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- Oh, good shot, sir.
- "Good shot, sir."

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By the name of McKenna.
Johnny McKenna.

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One of the big boys. He has links
with the mafia, BOSS, Mossad,

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the Chinese Tongs in Soho.
He's dangerous. Very dangerous.

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Interpol reckon he's planning
one of his biggest operations yet

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and they want us in on the act.

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So what I'm saying is,
we're asking for volunteers.

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Well, that's very courageous
of both of you.

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Do either of you play golf?

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- Golf?
- I do, sir.

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And me, sir.

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Do you have a handicap, Louis?

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Not that I know of, sir.

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Don't you even know
what a handicap is?

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Did you hear that, sir?
He doesn't know what a handicap is.

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You'll know what a handicap is
in a minute.

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Come on, Louis. Come and have a go.

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I am impressed.
That's the perfect golfing grip.

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Is it? I mean... Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah.

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You see, this McKenna fella likes to do
all his business on the golf course.

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Thinks he can't be overheard.

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Tomorrow he's playing a round with one
of Colombia's most feared drugs barons.

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Take your stance, Louis.

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My word, you do know your stuff.
That's a very good stance.

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His knees could be a little more bent,
couldn't they, sir?

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Oh, I don't know. Looks all right to me.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's not bad.

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It's just the way his trousers
are hanging off his silly thin legs.

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What we need to do
is have a couple of our boys

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following this McKenna round
on the golf course

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and record everything
he and this fella say to each other.

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You'll be disguised as golfers.

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And the boffins have an ingenious way
of hiding the microphone.

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Ready, Louis?

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- Sir?
- Ready to take your shot?

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Oh. Yes, sir.

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Right. Remember, eye on the ball,

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lift the club gently, knees slightly bent,
think about the hole.

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Knees bent, lift the club gently.

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Now hit it.

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- Hit it?
- Hit it.

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Give us a hand, then.

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Want a hand now, do we,
Mr Clever Clogs?

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Mr Know It All?

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"Bob doesn't know
what Interpol means."

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"You don't know what a handicap is,
do you, Bob?"

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- You were pathetic, you were.
- I was pathetic?

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"Oh, sir. Good shot, sir.
Just like Nick Faldo, sir."

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I did not talk like that. Let's go.

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What are you doing?

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I'm pushing the trolley with the clubs
to the tee.

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No, no, no, no, no. Just... just stand back.

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Now what's the matter?

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Remote control. This is the 1990s.

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When you're taking your exercise

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you don't want to be pushing
a big heavy trolley around.

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People only take up golf cos they're
too knackered to play anything else.

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(Cottam ) Briggs, Louis,
can you hear me? Over'

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Receiving you loud and clear, sir.

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This is Briggs, by the way.
Briggs receiving you loud and clear.

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And me, sir. I can hear you as well, sir.

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Now, listen carefully, both of you.

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What you have in your hand

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is a very sensitive and delicate
two-way radio mic and receiver.

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So don't keep banging it about.

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Find McKenna and get close enough
for us to pick up what he's saying.

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Understood?

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Loud and clear, sir. Understood.

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This is Louis saying,
I am receiving you.

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Putting you gently back in the bag, sir.
Over and out.

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Yes, yes. Understood. I'll tell him and
I'll pass on your apologies. Goodbye.

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Mr McKenna. Is Mr McKenna in the club?

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I have a message for Mr McKenna.

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- Mr McKenna.
- That's me.

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Ah, Mr McKenna.
I've just had a call from Mr Valdez.

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- He's stuck at Heathrow.
- Valdez?

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He's having difficulty with the customs.

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Won't be able to join you on the course.
Sends his apologies.

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- Oh, damn.
- I could speak to the club professional.

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I know he'd be delighted to jump
into the breach, as you might say.

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That's nice of you. Yes, I'll take
the rookie out and give him a thrashing.

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Right, then. I suppose we'd better hang
around until McKenna comes out.

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One, two. One, two.

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Testings, testings.
This is Louis doing the testings.

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Not so bloody close, Louis!

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Sorry, sir.

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There he is.

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That must be the Colombian bloke.

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I think we've got our mark, sir.
Dark, wavy hair, sun tan, shifty eyes.

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All right, let's go.

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God, he's crap. He missed.

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Huh.

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He'll never get that back.

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(Cottam ) Come in' Over'

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Louis here, sir. Over.

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You'll have to get closer.
I can't hear a thing they're saying.

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OK. We've got to get closer.
They can't hear what they're saying.

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- That went high.
- And you'll go high later.

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How did he get that swerve on it?

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- I'll start, shall I?
- OK.

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- Which one do you want?
- I don't know.

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- Give us that thin one.
- This one?

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Do we really need all these spares?

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Let's leave them behind
and collect them later.

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Right.

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Come on, get on with it.

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I'm trying to get my stance right, OK?

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Just hit it, otherwise we'll lose them.

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- One.
- What do you mean, one?

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- That was one. This'll be your second.
- That was a practice swing.

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Practice swing? Yeah. Huh!
Go on. Give it some wazzer.

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- Two.
- That's not two. That's one.

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Two. Come on. Let me have a go.

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All that faffing about.
I'm just gonna give him one.

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- Ouch!
- Sorry, sir.

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One.

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Oh, so when I have a practice
it counts, does it?

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That wasn't a practice shot,
that was a divot shot.

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- It was a practice swing.
- One, one, one.

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It doesn't matter.
They're getting away. Let's go.

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Piece of piddle.

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He's not with me.

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00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,796
See, Johnny, I'd like that backswing
to be nice and smooth,

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full turn, right the way back,

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that width on the arc's very important.

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Hello.

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Lost ball.

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Bloody ridiculous having all these trees
on a golf course, isn't it? Daft.

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People must be losing their balls in there
all the time.

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Very easy to lose your balls
on a golf course, pal.

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- They're talking. Cover me.
- What?

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Stand in front of me.
Cover the microphone.

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Don't mind us. Just carry on.

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Don't be embarrassed.
We're crap as well.

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Just carry on as if we weren't here.

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You having a laugh? Leave this to me.

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You two boys new to golf, are you?

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Yeah.

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It's very important you have strong arms.
The wrists must be strong as well.

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- You understand that?
- What was I saying the other day?

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Wrists.

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And the legs.
Need strong legs at this game.

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- Didn't I say?
- Legs.

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It's very hard to play the game
if your arms and your legs are broken.

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Just a word of advice.
Do you understand?

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You do understand, don't you?
And you?

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- What...?
- Hey!

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Think I might have got
underneath that one a bit.

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83.

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82.

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Must have lost them, Bob.

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It's your fault.
You took ages on that last shot.

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Briggs, Louis, what's going on? Over.

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00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,800
It's Briggs, sir. Briggs has lost them, sir.

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00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,913
I have not! We're having to waste time
looking for Bob's balls in the rough.

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- He thinks it's the Ryder Cup.
- You haven't hit a ball straight!

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- Come on. We'll find them.
- We've been in the woods over there.

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Pair of pillocks.

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00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,190
They must have gone on to the 17th.

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00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,551
Look, we miss out this next hole,

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00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,751
we can go over and meet them
on the 18th tee.

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00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,360
That is a good idea, Bob.

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00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,999
Oh. Thank you.

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- You go first.
- OK. Follow me.

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00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,476
Sir, Briggs speaking.

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00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:46,719
I've had a good idea. We're going to miss
the next hole and meet them on the 18th.

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00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,516
- We've come out too far up.
- Oh, shut up.

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00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,949
Bob's brought us out too far up, sir.

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00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,273
- How far do you make that?
- About 220.

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00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:19,916
- We can't go back.
- We'll have to go to the 19th hole.

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00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,269
There aren't 19 holes.

219
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,954
Sir, Dave thinks there's 19 holes.

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00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,355
Oh, hark at him. Peter Aliss!

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00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,791
"The 19th hole" is golfing terminology
for the pavilion, actually.

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00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,638
Actually.

223
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,718
Sorry about that, sir. Bob's going mad.

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Sir, Dave's fallen over.

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00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,754
Well played.

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That's a gentleman.
Now, what do you want?

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- It's the two blokes at the bar, boss.
- What about 'em?

228
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,599
- Bill thinks he knows one of them.
- Really?

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00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,200
You see the skinny one?
Looks like a ferret?

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- What about him?
- He's a copper.

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00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,916
- I've seen him down West End Central.
- Copper?

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00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,077
Well, could be off duty, boss.

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Off-duty coppers
couldn't afford the green fees here.

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00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,237
Think they might be onto
the Valdez deal?

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00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:30,796
Let's find out. Invite those two clowns
up to the committee room.

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00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,035
We'll have a little chat with them.

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00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,312
And bring that golf club with you,
cos I just might need it.

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- Enjoy your round, gentlemen?
- (Both grunt)

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00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,914
Just a word of advice. It's best
not to head the ball in this game.

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00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,712
But I suppose, being policemen,

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you've got the sort of thick heads
that don't break easily.

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Tell me, boys,
do you think they'll break easily?

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Listen, you, what are you doing here
and what do you know?

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Come on. Talk.

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I don't care how much you torture me,
you'll not make me talk... sir.

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Sir?

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Come on' Talk'

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I suppose we'd better go
and get them out of there.

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Pity though. If we go in now
we'll blow the whole operation.

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I mean, McKenna doesn't know
that the golf club is miked.

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If he mentions Valdez and
the arms shipment once, we'll have him.

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- Good thinking.
- I'm sure they can take a bit of pressure.

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Yes. Now we've finally got McKenna
talking, be a shame to call it all off.

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- Well done, Sergeant...
- Williams, sir.

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Williams.

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If you don't fancy a little chat,
how about a game of golf?

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Or even a game of snooker?
Does that suit you, ferret face?

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Cover his mouth.

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We don't want his screams
disturbing the members, do we?

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Ferret face?

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(Mumbles)

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This game's called
Know Your Golfing Partner.

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(Mumbles)

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You find out just how good a friend
your partner really is.

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(Screams)

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Tell me what you know about Valdez.

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Do you think that I, DC Briggs,
am afraid of a little physical pain?

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Do you think you can break
a loyal, hardworking copper

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with a bit of vile, medieval torture?

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- Eh?
- (Muffled screams)

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Listen, you prat. Who told you about
my arms shipment to Valdez?

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If you think I'm going to reveal
my sources, you're out of your mind.

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That's right. Turn up
the electrical current on my testicles.

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Yeah. Ooh! Ooh!

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Yes, go on. Give it some. Yeah. Go. Go.

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I'm I'm beginning to feel sorry for you.
Your partner's bloody mad.

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What, Bob? Tell him?

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(Muffled shouting)

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Oh, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

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Think of the consequences.

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Just for a minute, think about it.

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See it in its wider context.

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Forget my pain.

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Take a more senior officer's view.

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- (Screams)
- OK?

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Sir, with respect, he's mentioned
the Valdez arms shipment. We can go in.

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You're right, lad. Can't expect Briggs
to take any more punishment.

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Send in the backup.

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OK, last chance. And these hurt.

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(Muffled shouting)

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- (Crunching)
- (Squeals)

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(Cottam ) You're nicked, McKenna'

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Over.

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Must be painful, that.

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Nothing worse.

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You feel all sick, don't you,
and sort of dizzy.

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You lose interest in everything.

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Makes my eyes water, that does.

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They'll come up like
a couple of coconuts in the morning.

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Ice. Get me some ice.

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Ice. Right.

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No problem.

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Whoops.

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Well done. I can't see McKenna
getting away with this one.

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Are you all right, Briggs?

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Must have been very unpleasant in there.

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If it had been up to me, we'd have got
you out and missed the whole thing.

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It was Williams
who had the idea to tough it out.

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Sir. Sir.

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What is it, er... Louis?

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Erm... promotion, sir?

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I don't see why not.

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Think you can handle it, Williams,
up at the top?

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Bright lad. Come on, Williams.

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And Louis, get your feet off the
furniture. This is a respectable place.

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(Screams)